A list of 10 absurd and funny New Year’s resolutions

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Eat dessert first.

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Spend less time scrolling through your social media feeds.

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Be the top-scorer in your football game competitions.

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Stop eating snacks after 8 p.m

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Take a dance class and learn some fancy new moves

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Go to bed without checking social media

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Make more time for yourself. Take some time for yourself to relax and recharge

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Only watch movies with happy endings

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I will become an internet celebrity

I will only eat the good candy from the bowl on the receptionist’s desk

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A list of 10 absurd and funny New Year’s resolutions

A list of 10 absurd and funny New Year’s resolutions

Eat dessert first.

Eat dessert first.

There’s nothing wrong with having a sweet treat ahead of - or in lieu of - dinner.

There’s nothing wrong with having a sweet treat ahead of - or in lieu of - dinner.

Spend less time scrolling through your social media feeds.

Spend less time scrolling through your social media feeds.

Be the top-scorer in your football game competitions.

Be the top-scorer in your football game competitions.

Be the top-scorer in your football game competitions.

Stop eating snacks after 8 p.m

Stop eating snacks after 8 p.m

Take a dance class and learn some fancy new moves

Take a dance class and learn some fancy new moves

Go to bed without checking social media

Go to bed without checking social media

Make more time for yourself. Take some time for yourself to relax and recharge

Make more time for yourself. Take some time for yourself to relax and recharge

Only watch movies with happy endings

Only watch movies with happy endings

I will become an internet celebrity

I will become an internet celebrity

I will only eat the good candy from the bowl on the receptionist’s desk

I will only eat the good candy from the bowl on the receptionist’s desk